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发表于 2019-3-11 19:02:00
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哈哈 给你个回复模板，列出35点原因。运气好他就帮你恢复了
1, as you are, work hard, eat more brains when you are younger, exercise more, healthy and healthy, so that your life is a bit of value, after writing a personal biography, basically human evolution History. Therefore, you must live healthy, or you have not left the ape, you will die, your mother is not sad? Is it easy to have a baby in October? Just give birth to such a thing, and really admire your mother is really strong, every day I look at you this face can still eat rice. Your dad is also a powerful person, and he can subtly avoid the inheritance of all excellent genes. No, it should be said that it is not your father's fault, mainly you, that ten months is not busy accepting the excellent genetics of his old man, and patronizing the variation of his own stupidity. But fortunately, at least not let you get a four-legged head or something. But it seems that your cells have forgotten to split in your skull. Just remember to open the outside, there is an empty shell inside.
2, my grandmother's ancestors board, your dad is carrying you this black pot because your dad is an eunuch, a single woman is called petty bourgeoisie, a single man is called a diamond king, an ugly girl is a dinosaur, a handsome guy is a frog, even you are called Xiaoqiang.
3, nothing to run, less trouble for the traffic police, not to the street to scare the driver to drive, you are pressed by the car nothing, dirty wheels have to wash, this year the price is expensive.
4, look at your eyes, revealing a strange power of the soul, and your cousin has completely turned into silver. In the situation of not using mental power, there is already such a vision. Your IQ must have reached 250 before the ancients. Even if God is in person, if you don’t sacrifice potatoes, it will be difficult to block you! Really true IQ is so horrible!
5, to be a character no one, to look like no appearance, to score no results, it is not good. Looks like a flower, beautiful like a Feng sister. People saw people spit, flowers saw flowers thank you, melons saw melons. Jie Jie looked at him, that is, the flowers were inserted in the cow dung, and the fairy fell on the dung. People are ugly to scare people, and they are stinky. The so-called people can't be seen, it is like this. Needless to say, the heart is a set of evil, the surface is set, and the back is set. People are obviously stupid to die, and they think that they are geniuses every day. I think they are stepped on every day. It’s just what Confucius said: hard!
6. You look like a bird like a pair of Chihuahuas and Jingba. The little ones are not pure, stinky and pocket-sized. I really want to smoke you.
7. I said that you have to face up, so go to South Korea, go to Thailand; you are now the result of a Thai demon surgery!
8, you are too cool: fart to take off your pants, walk a few steps, not to fall in love and jealous. It’s stupid like a pig, not reading, falling in the river and still wanting to fish pearls!
9. How can they control you as a pig? ? This is too ugly! I can’t always ask someone what’s like! Have you asked someone about a pig? As far as your IQ and body shape are concerned, people are still not willing!
10. Do you know the difference between you and ordinary boys? Ordinary boys ride in a car, carrying a girl, and you ride a boy on the car.
11, licking your face of cannabis, I look at the old man who thought that a packet of sesame seeds on your face, trouble you to pour a bottle of concentrated sulfuric acid on your face, facelifting, you are not afraid of people around you It’s up to you to trigger intensive phobia.
12. I am not interested in your waste. I hope that the bigger the disappointment, the more I thought you could hold it twice. I didn't expect it to be a waste.
13, you look a little low pixel, people can not tell the difference between men and women, wearing a sack on the street, acting as a mobile trash can. Others unfortunately meet you, and ask you to go to heaven quickly.
14, take a mirror to look at your shape, you can grow up as a singer, huh, huh, did not praise you, I am talking about Colombian gorillas, really like 诶.
15, you see you i can be super-like, full face, but also to say that it was a scorpion with a mask in the SARS period, a group of geese flying south to see your face turned to the west, you see You have a lot of deterrence.
16. Are you hungry to eat? But because you are a Martian, you eat something different from us! I don't know if the food of the earth does not fit your appetite? Pig food should be very suitable to say.
17, have seen stupid, have not seen such stupid, pigs are stupid, how are you still alive; have seen ugly, have not seen such ugly, dinosaurs are extinct, how are you still alive?
18, teach you to be the first person to do it, do not be so stinky, make a clean spot, do not mess with people, first look at what you look like, what qualifications do you have to blame me, don't think that you look good, you It’s not very embarrassing. Children’s mouths should be put clean, don’t mess with madness, don’t provoke people who can’t provoke people when they are mad, see you so little to teach you something, no damn thing, nothing to swear. Home, even if you expect someone else to revenge.
19, in my eyes, you always look like carefree, eating is always relish, sleep is always sleepy... I really envy you, hey, sometimes think about it, do pigs like you pretty good!
20, Your Excellency: The economy is poor and white, the character is anti-three complex, the hobby is colorful, the life creed is messy, and the above is not far from ten.
21, the son-in-law sees you, the son-in-law feels guilty! How did you pinch it out at the beginning, (www.sbkk8.com) is really a stain and a failure in life!
22, you are kind as a cat, you are faithful like a dog, you are like a bird, you know the way like a horse, you look like a butterfly, you are hardworking like a bee, you look like nothing, no wonder everyone calls you ...the beast!
23, look at your Yushu Linfeng, handsome and handsome, romantic, people see people, flowers see flowers, presumably must be the best in the scum, animals in the beast, and according to my observation, you must be calcium deficiency, grow up Lack of love, no pain, no love. The left face is under pumping and the right face is owing. See you kicking, pigs see pigs stepping. Born to be a cucumber, undershoot! The day after tomorrow is a walnut, owe it! Life is a broken motorcycle, owe it! Look for a virgin screw, owe it! Look, your little face is so thin that there is no pig like it!
24, you are a lazy dove, a bed bug that everyone calls, a pest that harms others, a locust that everyone casts, how far you think, how far you roll; how fast the speed of light, how fast you roll.
25, my brain is broken, it also proves that I have a brain, I have no brain when I see it, go home and ask your mother to buy you two boxes of melatonin to see if you can make up for the innate defects.
26, you will know that you are a singer, you are still very good at this pure, be careful that you install pure brain oxygen, when you do not blame me did not remind you!
27, know that you are ugly, still dare to go out, you do not lose face, your parents also shame for you, your parents do not lose face, I also shame for your parents.
28, I don't know why you always think without the stuff on your neck. You said that you can live in addition to setting off the world, how good can you do?
29, I did not learn what to complain about, I only know what is the heart of the heart, you are good to me, I naturally vote for you, and vice versa, you ask me why you hate you when you hurt you, even hurt you, It’s time to think about how you treated me when I was a good friend. All you get is a good news or a bad news. It’s all good and bad. Spreading my rumors won’t prove who I am. It will only prove who you are!
30. I used to know that the pig wouldn’t talk, but I knew you, but then I met you and realized that you are still awkward than the pig. I’m talking about you, you are still awkward!
31. This lady, please pay attention to your words, because your rich language charm is directly proportional to your face like the white substance in the man's body.
32, last night, countless friends, think about it or you are the coolest, find you thousands of Baidu, look back, you are lying in the depths of the pig shed! Fanning, scared countless mosquitoes!
33, Do you believe that I have blown your head, the legs are discounted, the ribs are broken, and you are digging the basking pots, letting you know what is called a vegetative, not a plant rat.
34. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, I have already made a big mistake; if intelligence is a sin, I have already committed a great crime, and it is really difficult to be a man. But you are fine, both right and sinless, I really envy you!
35. Let's do this first. If you say more, it will be in vain. These words are said to the dog. It also knows that I am jealous of it. I am telling you, I thought I praised you. |
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